"But then I thought, well, poop is not white. So something else is happening."
Let's funnel our crippling anxiety into content.
A war criminal who knew his medium, gone about 20 years too late.
Roughly 50 consecutive searches for Halo screenshots, for one.
It's time for our nation of foot fetishists to heal.
Along with the rest of the Discontents collective!
And a special new twist on Guess the Mouth.
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