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Pedram Navid's avatar

“what does Benghazi have to do with her feet” is one of the most beautiful sentences I’ve ever read. Anyone who thinks we can never recover from hyper-partisanship should read this.

matt's avatar

It would appear that beautiful feet attached to a reprehensible person is a key part of the kink here.

Doug's avatar

While some may get off on admiring the feet of those they abhor, for many it is simply about the feet. So I would say you are describing A kink, not THE kink.

Dottore Fell's avatar

To a degree I think that's absolutely true...as a foot fetishist who has frequented wikifeet for quite a while I can attest to that in myself, to a degree (I will not name names, but I am a liberal and a fairly reprehensible right-winger -- not covered in this article -- is a particular fave and there is a strong element of that to it).

But I also think this has been a facet of wikifeet -- and the rest of the web, frankly -- for a while. Conservatives are especially quick to point out their differences with a model (more so than liberals, I think, but that's my bias). I have honestly learned the positions of many famous women simply from having looked them up there, knowing nothing else about them.

DrNut's avatar

I hope you use a military grade VPN for this research

Drewbert Thompchesky's avatar

I still think they should Lock! Her!.Up! ...

BUT HER TOENAILS!

Latisha's avatar

BRAVA for that Meghan McCain descriptor alone. This newsletter is art

Doug's avatar

A well-written and amusing article. The condesension towards foot fetishists, though, is a bit difficult to get through.

Nathan's avatar

I'm not brave enough to find a picture of Paula Deen's feet smoothened in butter, but I know it exists and that's enough.

CeaselessInSeattle's avatar

Frankly a little surprised and relieved that it's not a cesspool of neo-Nazis and incels. Heart-warming really.

bpdouglass's avatar

Give us the dudes.

(There IS such a version, yes? Dudes spank, regardless of preference and/or kink. Or is it just too difficult to find celebrity men's feet on display? )

OpinionHaver's avatar

Alternate title for this substack: Ashley, Foot, and Mouth Disease

Jordan's avatar

The left and the right are both wrong to let politics interfere with what is important: having footwear that reveals as much feet as possible. Both slides do it!

Daniel's avatar

It's truly heartwarming to see folks put aside their differences for the common good. I think we should all aspire to follow Serial Bridge Arsonist's example.