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“what does Benghazi have to do with her feet” is one of the most beautiful sentences I’ve ever read. Anyone who thinks we can never recover from hyper-partisanship should read this.

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It would appear that beautiful feet attached to a reprehensible person is a key part of the kink here.

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I hope you use a military grade VPN for this research

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I still think they should Lock! Her!.Up! ...

BUT HER TOENAILS!

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BRAVA for that Meghan McCain descriptor alone. This newsletter is art

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A well-written and amusing article. The condesension towards foot fetishists, though, is a bit difficult to get through.

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I'm not brave enough to find a picture of Paula Deen's feet smoothened in butter, but I know it exists and that's enough.

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Frankly a little surprised and relieved that it's not a cesspool of neo-Nazis and incels. Heart-warming really.

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Give us the dudes.

(There IS such a version, yes? Dudes spank, regardless of preference and/or kink. Or is it just too difficult to find celebrity men's feet on display? )

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Alternate title for this substack: Ashley, Foot, and Mouth Disease

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The left and the right are both wrong to let politics interfere with what is important: having footwear that reveals as much feet as possible. Both slides do it!

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It's truly heartwarming to see folks put aside their differences for the common good. I think we should all aspire to follow Serial Bridge Arsonist's example.

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