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honesty one of the more disturbing things here is that there are multiple trump fan insta accounts with "barron" in their handle

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Ashley's Instagram is just a parade of boomer freaks with horrible botox faces

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This is so fucking weird. America is so fucking weird. I always thought the "Mar-a-Lago is made up of 70% real estate hucksters and other various scam artists" thing was made up. Now I think it's an underestimate. I also now have absolutely no doubt he's going to run again in 2024 (there was only a whisper of a doubt before). He looks like one of those square blocks of butter turned on its side that is slowly melting but I have no doubt he'll be as healthy in 2024 as he is right now. And what the fuck else is he going to do? But he's going to have an excellent shot of winning (again) with something like 45% of the popular vote. Fucking democrats, man. Leave it to them to win the popular vote in five straight elections (and six out of seven in this century) and somehow go 3-for-7 in actually winning.

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I actually follow Valentina on IG because she’s a train wreck I can’t look away from. It is obvious that Trump is absolutely disgusted by her and has made it his personal mission to not renew her annual membership or triple its price. That said, can we get a Trashberg exclusive interview? I want to know everything about this woman. Her phone number is all over her IG (and on the video in this post).

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that michaelsolakiewicz IG account sure is insane

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Farrah Abraham is a little on-the-nose don't you think?

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Of all the deeply odd things in this thread, of which they are many - the fact one of these women know Barron's birthday is kind of unshakable.

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RealtorValentina is perhaps the REAL first lady of Mar-A-Lago, I remember she used to be a fixture on the geotag

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He's probably at the point of salivating when he's in a room of adoring fans now.

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can you figure out the provenance of the little bronze Trump statue in his office?

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The Sorbo clip is amazing. I felt truly alive watching him reset his face over and over into what he seems to think is a normal smile.

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These people are all just swimming in Coronavirus.

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good.

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the Trump jr pic captures his aura well

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