A war criminal who knew his medium, gone about 20 years too late.
TO: Ray DuBois
CC: Pentagon Facilities Management
CC: Sony, Inc.
CC: Home Depot
CC: Francis Bacon
CC: Timmy, c/o his parents
CC: All Pentagon Staff
CC: The dreaded Steve
SUBJECT: Lights Follow Up – Conspiracy?
My grandson introduced me to a game he plays on his Sony Playstand (sp?) called “Knowledge is Power.” Is this true and what is our intel on it? If knowledge is power, and power makes the lights work, do we need to seek more knowledge to solve the corridors problem? Lights come from Home Depot, and Home Depot offers jobs to vets. Is this an inside job from within our military? Their logo is also orange – Agent Orange? What are we doing about the Vietnam issue? What does Sony – a Japanese company – know about this? Makes me consider the Japanese Minister’s visit in a new light. What are you doing here no I don’t need a goddamn nap take your hands off me yo–
TO: Paul Wolfowitz
SUBJECT: Comb Lubrication
Paul, goddammit, you have to keep your comb moistened at all times. I don't care if you have to suck it on camera, keep that bitch wet.
Carville wants to volunteer for service in the illustrious Info Wars, you say?
MFer brags about (that era's version of) shitposting in the early '70s on behalf of bigoted, censorship-worshipping southern bible thumpers and Rumsfeld goes full Monty Burns, like Carville's inbred ass is some young prospect itching for coach to give him a shot.
And then he lived another twenty fucking years. Boo-urns. Rest in piss, mass murderer.
I can’t stop looking at the way the word “indications” was handwritten.