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Drewbert Thompchesky's avatar

TO: Ray DuBois

CC: Pentagon Facilities Management

CC: Sony, Inc.

CC: Home Depot

CC: Francis Bacon

CC: Timmy, c/o his parents

CC: All Pentagon Staff

CC: The dreaded Steve

SUBJECT: Lights Follow Up – Conspiracy?

My grandson introduced me to a game he plays on his Sony Playstand (sp?) called “Knowledge is Power.” Is this true and what is our intel on it? If knowledge is power, and power makes the lights work, do we need to seek more knowledge to solve the corridors problem? Lights come from Home Depot, and Home Depot offers jobs to vets. Is this an inside job from within our military? Their logo is also orange – Agent Orange? What are we doing about the Vietnam issue? What does Sony – a Japanese company – know about this? Makes me consider the Japanese Minister’s visit in a new light. What are you doing here no I don’t need a goddamn nap take your hands off me yo–

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Sebastian Stockman's avatar

TO: Paul Wolfowitz

SUBJECT: Comb Lubrication

Paul, goddammit, you have to keep your comb moistened at all times. I don't care if you have to suck it on camera, keep that bitch wet.

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