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I'm not paying nearly enough for this.

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Power scrolling through this was my clockwork orange

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Just had a somewhat awkward convo with my boss about why I'm looking at 50 pics of Newt in the lunchroom

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Give Ashley a Pulitzer.

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Ashley, thank you. I read this during one of my first meals out in public in over a year, and the fear of anyone seeing me scroll through this post briefly overtook my fear of succumbing to COVID.

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The chili is people.

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It is awful and I hate it, but it is also all that I deserve.

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Ashley, thank you for your service, can you determine how regularly Cally gets her hair cut?

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Don't get me wrong. When I say this, I mean it as the highest praise, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Sweet, no one told me there'd be comments.

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Is Wailea cc sponsoring the Gingrichs?

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Being able to tie the Fibonacci Sequence and Cally/Newt together is not a coincidence. Also, Newt really loves his Wailea gold shirts, huh? Thank you for your service, Ashley. I cant wait to see what the Trashberg future holds 😌

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Ashley is like if Bob Woodward was really good at his job; and, also, not in the CIA.

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i am going to lay down now. for the rest of my life.

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I cannot get over how little her smile changes.

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Newt’s shirt honoring a plantation is something

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