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kidsmoke's avatar

I'm not paying nearly enough for this.

leztronaut's avatar

Power scrolling through this was my clockwork orange

Dmayz's avatar

Just had a somewhat awkward convo with my boss about why I'm looking at 50 pics of Newt in the lunchroom

Exit's avatar

Give Ashley a Pulitzer.

Daniel's avatar

Ashley, thank you for your service, can you determine how regularly Cally gets her hair cut?

Brandon's avatar

Ashley, thank you. I read this during one of my first meals out in public in over a year, and the fear of anyone seeing me scroll through this post briefly overtook my fear of succumbing to COVID.

Kevin's avatar

It is awful and I hate it, but it is also all that I deserve.

Renuvian's avatar

Sweet, no one told me there'd be comments.

JSting's avatar

Don't get me wrong. When I say this, I mean it as the highest praise, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

Patrick's avatar

Whatever it is, let me know. Because I think I have the same thing and the mistress my wife knows about has been demanding to know.

Sean's avatar

Being able to tie the Fibonacci Sequence and Cally/Newt together is not a coincidence. Also, Newt really loves his Wailea gold shirts, huh? Thank you for your service, Ashley. I cant wait to see what the Trashberg future holds 😌

Ken S's avatar

Is Wailea cc sponsoring the Gingrichs?

George X. Bush's avatar

Ashley is like if Bob Woodward was really good at his job; and, also, not in the CIA.

Nathan's avatar

I cannot get over how little her smile changes.

Kevduffy's avatar

I scrolled through this with the growing horror of Wendy discovering Jack's writings in The Shining.

Jack's avatar

this is why you get The Big Bucks