I thought there was going to be a tragic lack of Phantom Menace-related erotica when the “splitting maul penis” search turned out to be something different than what I initially thought/feared, but you finished strong and gave the people what they came for.
1) i didn't realize fivey existed and 2) i didn't realize fanart of fivey existed but now i have seen both and i just...this is the risk you take when you subscribe to a newsletter that Feinberg runs, I guess
The French tiktok guy freaked me out when like three days ago I found out he is 30 years old. As in literally born in 1990, 30 years old. I was hoping you also did a deep dive into what surgery he did to look like a 17 year old because it scares me so much.
If I may do a little sleuthing, given the Bush family history and the netting in the photo, Barbara Bush is almost certainly taking a photo at a Houston Astros game down near the field. Most likely a close-up of Carlos Correa's butt.
In Ashley's defense sometimes you gotta google just the right word combination because someone else posted it with that combination, you can't remember it exactly, and it can make a difference in the results.
My Google search history: a frank interrogation
Gotta be honest. I didn't think the thing that would be the most unnerving in your search history would be a Tic Tok couple.
I thought there was going to be a tragic lack of Phantom Menace-related erotica when the “splitting maul penis” search turned out to be something different than what I initially thought/feared, but you finished strong and gave the people what they came for.
1) i didn't realize fivey existed and 2) i didn't realize fanart of fivey existed but now i have seen both and i just...this is the risk you take when you subscribe to a newsletter that Feinberg runs, I guess
The French tiktok guy freaked me out when like three days ago I found out he is 30 years old. As in literally born in 1990, 30 years old. I was hoping you also did a deep dive into what surgery he did to look like a 17 year old because it scares me so much.
If I may do a little sleuthing, given the Bush family history and the netting in the photo, Barbara Bush is almost certainly taking a photo at a Houston Astros game down near the field. Most likely a close-up of Carlos Correa's butt.
How is this the way I learned the word “meatus”?
Kinda surprised there was nothing about smash mouth or shrek in there
Extremely glad I do all my worrisome searches in Bing, so I'm safe forever now.
THAT close to blowing my future Senate confirmation hearings.
This is a deranged post, the past year really took a lot outta you, huh?
1) Is there not a picture of Trump as the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz? 2) I also don't know how old I am, no shame there.
To be fair, I DO believe I get different results searching for the same terms again and again and again
How much do you hate Ashley Furniture?
Nude Shrek gets old after a while. You have to spice up slack with some nude Jar Jar
In Ashley's defense sometimes you gotta google just the right word combination because someone else posted it with that combination, you can't remember it exactly, and it can make a difference in the results.