I thought there was going to be a tragic lack of Phantom Menace-related erotica when the “splitting maul penis” search turned out to be something different than what I initially thought/feared, but you finished strong and gave the people what they came for.
1) i didn't realize fivey existed and 2) i didn't realize fanart of fivey existed but now i have seen both and i just...this is the risk you take when you subscribe to a newsletter that Feinberg runs, I guess
The French tiktok guy freaked me out when like three days ago I found out he is 30 years old. As in literally born in 1990, 30 years old. I was hoping you also did a deep dive into what surgery he did to look like a 17 year old because it scares me so much.
I thought there was going to be a tragic lack of Phantom Menace-related erotica when the “splitting maul penis” search turned out to be something different than what I initially thought/feared, but you finished strong and gave the people what they came for.
1) i didn't realize fivey existed and 2) i didn't realize fanart of fivey existed but now i have seen both and i just...this is the risk you take when you subscribe to a newsletter that Feinberg runs, I guess
The French tiktok guy freaked me out when like three days ago I found out he is 30 years old. As in literally born in 1990, 30 years old. I was hoping you also did a deep dive into what surgery he did to look like a 17 year old because it scares me so much.
jesus christ I thought he was like 19
How is this the way I learned the word “meatus”?
Kinda surprised there was nothing about smash mouth or shrek in there
Extremely glad I do all my worrisome searches in Bing, so I'm safe forever now.
THAT close to blowing my future Senate confirmation hearings.
This is a deranged post, the past year really took a lot outta you, huh?
1) Is there not a picture of Trump as the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz? 2) I also don't know how old I am, no shame there.
To be fair, I DO believe I get different results searching for the same terms again and again and again
How much do you hate Ashley Furniture?
Nude Shrek gets old after a while. You have to spice up slack with some nude Jar Jar